Dreams and pilots in Stortford

Went out last night with Jayne's work colleagues, Jane and Jo to Stortford. It was going to include Linda as well but she had a bad head so didn't come. We nearly backed out at the last minute as Jane seemed completely over the top and was saying all kinds of silly things before we went and to be honest I had cold feet. However I also got invited into Mary's for an afternoon drink so decided to get ready early pop into Mary's to warm myself up.

Jayne came and joined me there and we drank our Pernod and had a laugh with the neighbours although I am not too happy that Jackie let out too much of my person information. I had forgotten I had even told her stuff!! It must have been years ago!

Got nicely merry and then we went off to join Jo and Jane in a wine bar followed a walk to JR's. While on the way Jayne picked up some warty looking bloke with his mate and they tagged aloong with us. His mate seemed nice enough and we chatted about this and that. I asked him his dreams and he said he wanted to run a fish farm which was an unusual dream but that all he did at the moment was claim dole and live off ebay.

We went into Jr's and seemed a bit stuck with these two guys till we managed to lose them not before I had gone into work mode and told this bloke he needed to do something to make his dream happen. When he found me again he thanked me for my advice and asked for my number to which I carefully did not give him...I said I had a bad memory and no paper to write it down.

We then moved on to Chicargo's and had a bit of dance and stuff. I got a bit bored at this point but we did chat to a few people including Ange who has had a boob job costing her four thousand pounds!! It did look quite natural though.
Caught the eye of a gorgeous looking young bloke who waved at me to come over and I signalled to him to join us. He and his mate were funny. They claimed to be Ryan air pilots but really I think they wer cabin crew or trolly tarts but were funny. Daniel said his mate was gay but in reality I think he was the gay one. Some bloke kept giving him the eye and the come on and he was very funny and a bit camp.
His mate was nice and was chatting first to Jayne and then to me. He asked if I were married and I said yes but unhappily and hadn't had sex with my husband for 20 years. He was astonished and asked how I coped. I told him I had to manage and that there were ways. He asked if I masturbated and I said of course. He asked how many times and was even more surprised when I said sometimes daily. He became incredibly turned on and pressed his body up close to mine and asked if I would come back to his to which I said no.

It was funny how quickly he became turned on and by something that men do everyday as a matter of course, why is it such a turn on for them to know a woman enjoys sex and her own body? Anyway another ego boost for me.

Jayne got some texts from Markypoos who it seemed had gone out without letting her know and so had missed an opportunity for them to spend some time together. He missed the point altogether and stated talking about hardcore porn and rubbish so Jayne had a go and a text row ensued.

Later she stopped the taxi at Bodgers which surprised me as I thought she was not talking to him but she went in and did the deed and fell a asleep.

I met her today for lunch we went to Epping a lovely patisserie and a wander and a post mortem of the night before. Ahhh she was feeling all good about Bodger who fell asleep holding her hand.

I've not heard a thing from old Bastard face and have resisted texting him although I was tempted to let him know this morning that I had pulled not only one bloke but two, as I speak I am tempted to text him now but thankfully I have deleted his number and its complicated to put the number back into my phone so that prevents me which is very good. Day two ...lets see if I can end this once and for all.

Robo eventually replied last night saying he felt like shit, was feeling very down, but would promise to see me soon etc etc. I sent him a text today saying if he ever felt like talking I was here as he had been very supportive to me earlier in the summer and thats genuine. He is a nice bloke and was good to me and I shouldn't use him as a tool to get info and stuff about Mr V.

My aunt Chris phoned today and I cut her off short before she had time to talk about prolapsed bladders and stuff I feel cross with her but will have to be careful otherwise my temper will lose yet another person.

Just had a few glasses of wine with my lovely Phil and watched some South African do silly things with snakes. I do love my Phil. He is good company for me. Ahh I am lucky with my two gorgeous boys.

Richard got lots of people round today to give quotes on guttering and tree chopping, also got details of house around the corner....wouldnt it be good if it could be ours, so much room and so much potential. I want it but like I said to the bloke last night I need to do something to make the dream happen.